Catholic Child Molesters, again

So the Catholics have released a report that they spent a million dollars on to ultimately say that it was the loose morality of the 1960's and 1970's that is the cause of the unfortunate business they are experiencing right now. Oh. I see. The 60's. Did hippes rape little kids in the 1960's? I don't remember hearing about that. That must have been at Wookstock. Is that why the Church heirarchy is protecting these criminals?

They also said that it shouldn't be taken as an indication of homosexuality that it's mosly little boys being molested and not little girls... it's just that there are more boys around the priests, and it's just about opportunity. Oh. I see. So if I look around the bar on Friday night and I don't see any women, I'm going to start 'smokin' the pole' all of a sudden? Seriously?

And they said that the child-raping priests shouldn't be considered pedophiles. Oh. I see. Thanks for the clarification.

Really, did we expect any better?